Comments on: Tuboflard Vows to Get Fitter http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/15/tuboflard-vows-to-get-fitter/ Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax Sat, 13 Mar 2010 03:44:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Birdinhand http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/15/tuboflard-vows-to-get-fitter/comment-page-1/#comment-1294 Birdinhand Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:24:25 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=967#comment-1294 <a href="#comment-1292" rel="nofollow">@Patricia</a>: A lot of things happen in Shalampax and nowhere else. Unless, of course, you were being sarcastic. @Patricia: A lot of things happen in Shalampax and nowhere else. Unless, of course, you were being sarcastic.

]]> By: Birdinhand http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/15/tuboflard-vows-to-get-fitter/comment-page-1/#comment-1293 Birdinhand Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:23:08 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=967#comment-1293 <a href="#comment-1291" rel="nofollow">@David</a>That is a great idea. Unfortunately, it would take a long time to organize such a venture. We don't have any liposuction equipment here. Due to the vagaries of shipping stuff to Shalampax it would take anywhere between two months and a year, at a minimum, to order the equipment and receive it. For some reason, Tuboflard seems determined to not wait that long. @DavidThat is a great idea. Unfortunately, it would take a long time to organize such a venture. We don’t have any liposuction equipment here. Due to the vagaries of shipping stuff to Shalampax it would take anywhere between two months and a year, at a minimum, to order the equipment and receive it. For some reason, Tuboflard seems determined to not wait that long.

]]> By: Patricia http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/15/tuboflard-vows-to-get-fitter/comment-page-1/#comment-1292 Patricia Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:40:22 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=967#comment-1292 I too am shocked! That there would be an unqualified individual in a high-paying administrative position. That would certainly never happen anywhere but in Shalampax. I too am shocked! That there would be an unqualified individual in a high-paying administrative position. That would certainly never happen anywhere but in Shalampax.

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/15/tuboflard-vows-to-get-fitter/comment-page-1/#comment-1291 David Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:48:59 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=967#comment-1291 I'm shocked - Shocked, I tell you. Why you may ask? I'll assume you did. I'm shocked that some enterprising Shalampaxian has not orchestrated a business to use liposuction to collect Tuboflard's excess and find a market for selling it - or at least bilk some greedy innocents out of money in some kind of scheme based on Tuboflard's lard. There could be a domestic market at a minimum - Rottentomato could use the lard as a new secret ingredient in the kitchen of his restaurant to create new culinary delights for his customers. I’m shocked – Shocked, I tell you. Why you may ask? I’ll assume you did.

I’m shocked that some enterprising Shalampaxian has not orchestrated a business to use liposuction to collect Tuboflard’s excess and find a market for selling it – or at least bilk some greedy innocents out of money in some kind of scheme based on Tuboflard’s lard.

There could be a domestic market at a minimum – Rottentomato could use the lard as a new secret ingredient in the kitchen of his restaurant to create new culinary delights for his customers.

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