Roof’s Story
Peeps, you may remember from last time that I was more than a little intrigued that Roof, Birdinhand’s father, not only volunteered to pay for the scientific evaluation of Marie’s and MadMadmargo’s DNA to determine if Marie is MadMadMargo’s mother, but he also told me to spare no expense in hiring the best experts I could find to do the job.
You may also remember that alarm bells went off in my mind when Roof insisted that his DNA be tested to determine if he is MadMadMargo’s father, despite not being named by Marie as one of the Shalampaxian men she remembers having sex with. He claims that, while Marie might not remember it, he very clearly and joyfully recalls sleeping—and more than sleeping, if you get my drift—with Marie when she was here.
