Shalampax Speaks

Emptybucket is scheduled to give another in his continuing series of renowned, mind-numbingly tedious lectures at lunchtime tomorrow. Tomorrow’s topic is “The Decorative Use of Copper in 18^th Century Shalampax.”

This lecture should not be quite as tiresome as most of Emptybucket’s talks. In fact, it will likely be remarkably short as there are no known copper deposits in Shalampax and the metal was first imported here in the mid-1960s. What’s more, there is no recorded Shalampaxian history prior to 1952 and no known metal artifacts of any kind that date back to 18^th century Shalampax.

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