Copper: A Decorative History
Emptybucket is scheduled to give another in his continuing series of renowned, mind-numbingly tedious lectures at lunchtime tomorrow. Tomorrow’s topic is “The Decorative Use of Copper in 18th Century Shalampax.”
This lecture should not be quite as tiresome as most of Emptybucket’s talks. In fact, it will likely be remarkably short as there are no known copper deposits in Shalampax and the metal was first imported here in the mid-1960s. What’s more, there is no recorded Shalampaxian history prior to 1952 and no known metal artifacts of any kind that date back to 18th century Shalampax.
I don’t think there is any need to pack a lunch for this one. The good news is I understand that Emptybucket is planning to serve canapés at the session.
Will the subsequent lecture be Shalampaxian Artifacts from the Bronze Age or Impacts of the Ice Age on the Dinosaurs of Shalampax?
Insufficient data never stopped any researcher I know.
@David: I think you can pretty much count on seeing those or some other equally informative topics in the future.
@Patricia: Particularly if the researchers are from Shalampax.