Comments on: Visa Verdict http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/30/visa-verdict/ Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax Fri, 07 Oct 2011 05:43:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Stoneupnose http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/30/visa-verdict/comment-page-1/#comment-1381 Stoneupnose Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:17:07 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1049#comment-1381 <a href="#comment-1380" rel="nofollow">@MadMadMargo</a>: The news about you being a lesbian will win you favor all round here in Shalampax. Beaverpelt and a few of the other women will be thrilled at the prospect of you coming here. And, to be honest, most of the normally heterosexual women here are happy to play both sides of the fence when push comes to shove, if you get my drift. And the men will, no doubt, be convinced that their charms will win you back to our team. @MadMadMargo: The news about you being a lesbian will win you favor all round here in Shalampax. Beaverpelt and a few of the other women will be thrilled at the prospect of you coming here. And, to be honest, most of the normally heterosexual women here are happy to play both sides of the fence when push comes to shove, if you get my drift. And the men will, no doubt, be convinced that their charms will win you back to our team.

]]> By: MadMadMargo http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/30/visa-verdict/comment-page-1/#comment-1380 MadMadMargo Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:27:30 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1049#comment-1380 I truly appreciate the expedience Parliament has taken in granting my visitor's visa. However, I cannot, at this writing, tell you that I will be visiting with my mother, Marie, until we have had the opportunity to meet and discuss this impending travel. Only time will tell. You must assure the women of Shalampax that I am not a threat. You see, I am a lesbian. It's true. After several failed marriages, I have switched my gender preference when it comes to intimate relationships. In addition, I have no desire to take residency up in Shalampax. I have a very satisfying life here in Arizona. My children and grandchildren are too near and dear for me to consider such a move. If, indeed, Roof is my biological father, perhaps I can take the name "Switchhitter" as my Shalampaxian name. I truly appreciate the expedience Parliament has taken in granting my visitor’s visa. However, I cannot, at this writing, tell you that I will be visiting with my mother, Marie, until we have had the opportunity to meet and discuss this impending travel. Only time will tell.

You must assure the women of Shalampax that I am not a threat. You see, I am a lesbian. It’s true. After several failed marriages, I have switched my gender preference when it comes to intimate relationships.

In addition, I have no desire to take residency up in Shalampax. I have a very satisfying life here in Arizona. My children and grandchildren are too near and dear for me to consider such a move.

If, indeed, Roof is my biological father, perhaps I can take the name “Switchhitter” as my Shalampaxian name.

]]> By: Stoneupnose http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/30/visa-verdict/comment-page-1/#comment-1379 Stoneupnose Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:45:27 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1049#comment-1379 <a href="#comment-1378" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: No recent deaths, but it looks as if Openfly is not going to return. If she's declared officially non-resident, that would free up a space. @David: No recent deaths, but it looks as if Openfly is not going to return. If she’s declared officially non-resident, that would free up a space.

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/30/visa-verdict/comment-page-1/#comment-1378 David Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:45:21 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1049#comment-1378 Have there been recent deaths? I ask because it seems to me that granting permanent resident status would drive the population count over the 4242 maximum limit. Have there been recent deaths? I ask because it seems to me that granting permanent resident status would drive the population count over the 4242 maximum limit.

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