Wednesdays
The information presented below is for the benefit of Shalampaxians and anyone else who has been operating under the same misconception as we have been operating under for a great many years.
It has come to my attention that Wednesday received its nickname because it is in the exact middle of the traditional workweek. I.e., it is called “hump day” because it is the day that we “get over the hump” of the workweek.
Contrary to popular Shalampaxian belief, “hump day” is not a prescription for personal activities on Wednesdays. However, if you want to continue to have sex as frequently as possible on Wednesdays, feel free to do so as long as it is between consenting adults.
Regardless of what day you do it, remember to practice safe sex because practice makes perfect.
Since I have a virtually-nonexistent interest in the work week – I’m sticking with the original definition.
@David: Have fun. I mean that. Have fun.