FCB League Cancelled
The Shalampax Full-Contact Bingo league has been disbanded before the playing of the first game. Unfortunately, nobody signed up for the teams and everyone thought it was quite silly.
No one has taken responsibility for coming up with the idea of a Full-Contact Bingo league and not a soul has the foggiest of clues as to who came up with the idea. Sorry to trouble you.
I really dislike contact sports, but this one sounds amazing! I hope Shalampax will reconsider!
@Patricia: With the exception of sex, Shalampaxians really dislike contact sports too. In fact, we really like anything that requires physical activity, so I wouldn’t count on it being reconsidered.
I’m often quite fond of full-contact events, although not physically violent things, but I’m at a loss to anticipate what might occur in full contact bingo. Would one be tackling the caller if the number was displeasing? Would one be taking down the old ladies just before they yell Bingo?
@David: The rules hadn’t been fully fleshed out due to a lack of interest, but my understanding was that anything would go to prevent another player from calling out “Bingo”. Knock a player unconscious when you see he or she is about to complete a line. Tackle a player when you see he or she is closer to Bingo and steal his or her card. Anything would go and, yes, including tackling the caller.