Love is in the Air
The following note is intended solely for Shalampaxians. Everyone else is free to ignore it. That should be easy because Shalampax Speaks is always widely ignored.
There’s no mistaking it. Love is definitely in the air here in Shalampax.
With that in mind, this is just a reminder that, despite there not being any laws that specifically forbid sex in public places, it is generally frowned upon. However, if you absolutely must have sex in public and you spill any bodily fluids please clean them up and spray some air freshener in the vicinity.
Please be kind to your fellow Shalampaxians and remember that the musky smell of love in the air can be somewhat unpleasant if you haven’t had the pleasure of creating the fragrance. I’m just saying.
