Wet T-Shirt Contest
Redpencil, owner of the Third-Floor Pub, is always on the lookout for exciting ways to entertain his customers. He recently read that some raunchy bars elsewhere in the world have had considerable success with wet t-shirt contests. He decided to try it out in his bar.
His first, and probably his last, experiment with a wet t-shirt contest occurred last night. Redpencil had no problem finding women who would agree to participate. However, the contest got off to a slow start.
The problem was that Redpencil did not realize that he would have to provide the t-shirts. The start of the wet t-shirt contest was delayed for more than an hour while he hunted down 12 t-shirts for the 12 women who participated. All of the women had come to the bar topless and, until the event was announced, they had intended to remain topless.
When the contest was over, it was generally agreed that it wasn’t particularly entertaining. Redpencil and his customers concluded that the bar owners and patrons in the rest of the world who get excited over wet t-shirt contests must all be crazy.
hahaha… lol.
@fetus: I’m glad you enjoyed it. But, what’s so funny? Can you explain that wet t-shirt thing to me? Why should women put on t-shirts at a bar and then get wet in them?
I have the slightest idea as you do. hahaha…
In much of the world, it is frowned upon for women to be literally topless – i.e. without any upper garment. So they get excited when the women are wearing a virtually see through wet t-shirt.
Maybe Redpencil should have a contest to see who can use lipstick and other make-up to see which males can do the best job decorating the nipples of the topless women. Now that is a bar night I would definitely show up for.
I’m just saying….
@fetus: I didn’t realize that you knew me so well. Many people have told me that I have no more than the slightest of ideas about anything. But if you know anything about what people find exciting about women donning a t-shirt just to be doused, please let me know.
@David: Really? People in other parts of the world frown on women being topless? We’re the exact opposite. We don’t frown on it; we smile on it. That would explain why people elsewher get so excited about wet t-shirts. In that case, they should hold wet t-shirt contests more often. It would relieve the tension.
About the lipstick and other makeup … we do that already. Doesn’t everyone?
If you have some pictures of the happy recipients with the “painted” nipples, please post them.
But back to the frowning thing…most men are totally happy with having topless women all around them but the religious types get all agitated and find ways to get governments to pass laws against it. Silly laws from my point of view, but the voters seem to find ways to support them.
@David: We usually don’t take pictures of that sort of things. It’s too commonplace. Besides, I seriously doubt you’d want to see pictures of topless Shalampaxian women unless you have a ready supply of Gravol.
You should learn to ignore the religious types. They are an annoying distraction.