BOGO Dispensation Sale
The Infinitiaty Church has just announced an inventory-wide Buy One, Get One Free Sin Dispensation Sale. That’s right, if you need to be absolved of some sins, for every dispensation you buy at the full list price you get an additional sin dispensation of equal or lesser value absolutely free.
If you’ve been especially evil, this is a great time to stock up on all of the dispensations you need to gain complete absolution, no matter what you’ve done and no matter how many times you’ve done it. Remember, there is no limit to the number of dispensations you can buy under this deal! For every dispensation you purchase at the full price, you get a second one of equal or lesser value free. No strings attached.
And if you’ve been a downright saintly person, now’s the time to cut loose, enjoy yourself, and do a couple of really wicked things knowing that you can buy one dispensation and get a second “get out of hell free” card at no additional charge.
Contact your local Church of Infinitiaty clerical representative to get in on this amazing deal. But, don’t delay! The Church of Infinitiaty’s Buy One, Get One Free Sin Dispensation Sale lasts until only January 31, 2010.
