Shalampax Speaks

Well, peeps, the transformation has begun. Openfly recently had the first of her cosmetic surgeries. As I mentioned before, she’s going all out. Included in her list of planned beauty-enhancing operations are a nose job, a lip job, a jaw job, a chin job, a boob job, a butt job, a tummy tuck and some work on her thighs.

To save time and money, she’s scheduling two surgeries at once whenever possible. For her first set of operations, which were conducted shortly before Christmas, she had her nose done by one surgeon at the same time as a second surgeon was working on tucking her tummy. She chose the nose job and tummy tuck for her first cuttings because they are far enough apart that the two surgeons could work simultaneously without getting in each other’s way.

Next up are her lips and thighs, again to be done in simultaneous operations by two different surgeons. Those procedures are scheduled for the first week of January.

A cosmetic surgeon has told her that he can take the excess skin off her chin at the same time as he reconstructs her jaw. That will be done in late January.

Because she is not having anything else done while lying on her front, her butt job will stand alone. It’ll get done in the middle of February.

Openfly is saving her boob job for last. Although, to be honest, I don’t know why she is having her breasts done at all. I’ve always felt that she has beautiful boobs. And I’ve had the pleasure of feeling her boobs often.

I know what you’re thinking: Her breasts are beautiful for a Shalampaxian woman, but they aren’t good enough now that she’s in California. No, that’s not true at all.

I’ve watched as many porn movies as the next guy. So I’ve seen, at least on video, thousands upon thousands of non-Shalampaxian boobs. I’m here to tell you that Openfly’s breasts stack up well against the best of them.

True, Openfly’s breasts are much bigger than most of those porn stars’ boobs. And her boobs are a little—only a little—droopy, but I think they’re awesome. Oh well, I guess a awesome isn’t good enough for Openfly. She wants perfect breasts. Good luck to her on that score.

On an only very vaguely related note, MadMadMargo arrived at Marie’s resort shortly before Christmas and MadMadMargo’s family joined her on Christmas Eve. They are all there now. MadMadMargo and Marie want to have a lot of time with no one else around because they have a lot of catching up to do. They are hoping to forge the parent-child bond that didn’t have a chance much of a chance to form before Marie gave MadMadMargo up for adoption.

As a result, Openfly didn’t wasn’t able to sit in on Marie’s and MadMadMargo’s reunion. That’s probably just as well. I don’t think Openfly would have been good company while she was recuperating from her surgeries.

I hope MadMadMargo will drop us a comment here at Shalampax Speaks and let us know how she got along with Marie.

Ta-ta for now, peeps. Be cool.