Comments on: Manexposinghimself’s Hero: JFK http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/01/12/manexposinghimselfs-hero-jfk/ Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax Fri, 07 Oct 2011 05:43:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Birdinhand http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/01/12/manexposinghimselfs-hero-jfk/comment-page-1/#comment-1575 Birdinhand Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:14:20 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1219#comment-1575 <a href="#comment-1574" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: I think that possibility has crossed his mind. There was a slight rise in the land in our palm tree patch, a knoll, if you will. He had it flattened. And he's forbidden the importing of grass into Shalampax. He's lucky because all of our windows are sealed and bulletproof. @David: I think that possibility has crossed his mind. There was a slight rise in the land in our palm tree patch, a knoll, if you will. He had it flattened. And he’s forbidden the importing of grass into Shalampax. He’s lucky because all of our windows are sealed and bulletproof.

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/01/12/manexposinghimselfs-hero-jfk/comment-page-1/#comment-1574 David Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:05:59 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1219#comment-1574 He may be reduced to orchestrating his own assassination to emulate his hero – but it would be a spectacular way of honoring JFK – kind of an immolation by gunfire – and every society reveres self-immolation. Of course, he can’t compete with being shot from a grassy knoll riding in an open convertible what with there being no grass on Shalampax as well as no convertibles or roads on which to drive them so some creativity and poet license is called for. I suppose he could have an erstwhile chauffeur pull him in a red rider child’s toy wagon about the grounds of the Shalampax while someone shoots at him from the roof. He may be reduced to orchestrating his own assassination to emulate his hero – but it would be a spectacular way of honoring JFK – kind of an immolation by gunfire – and every society reveres self-immolation.

Of course, he can’t compete with being shot from a grassy knoll riding in an open convertible what with there being no grass on Shalampax as well as no convertibles or roads on which to drive them so some creativity and poet license is called for. I suppose he could have an erstwhile chauffeur pull him in a red rider child’s toy wagon about the grounds of the Shalampax while someone shoots at him from the roof.

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