Got Nothing
I’ve got nothing. I was scheduled to write one of my spirituality columns for today’s issue of Shalampax Speaks, but, as is the custom for most Shalampaxians, I procrastinated.
By the time I realized how close the deadline was it was too late to drink enough spirits to put me in the frame of mind necessary to churn out a full column’s worth of spirituality-related crap.
Sorry about that. I’ll try to spew some relevant twaddle the next time I’m not able to talk myself out of a writing assignment here.
Categories: Sprituality
You could always print one of Stapleinforehead’s poems.
I wasn’t feeling spiritual today anyway so I probably would have procrastinated reading it anyway.
@Patricia: I’d have a hard time printing it without running the risk of reading it. The last time I read one of his poems I had to spend the next three days in hospital heavily sedated. I have nothing against sedation, but it’s not an experience I want to repeat.
@David: That’s the spirit!
I know the feeling, I procrastinate mainly because I’ve run out of things to write about. Maybe I should try some bottled spirits, then the stories I could tell.
@MadMadMargo: I find large quantities of spirits always help with my stories or, if not, I don’t care quite as much. By the way, Stoneupnose has been wondering where you’ve been and if you’re going to fill us in on your reunion with Marie.
@Gravyonshirtfront
Thanks for asking. I only returned this week just before the storm hit California only to find it chased me all the way back to Arizona. I will give you as much of the details as I can later next week. All in all, it was a great trip!!!
@MadMadMargo: Thanks. Glad you had a great time. I and everyone here looks forward to hearing about your trip.