Shalampax History Course
The Shalampax school board has decided to include a course on Shalampax history in the eighth-grade curriculum. The course will be taught every year on the first Tuesday of October from 10:00 a.m. to 10:23 a.m.
To liven up the class and ensure that students do not become to bored, the students will be given a 10-minute recess in the middle of the class. During the course, alcoholic beverages will be served to any eighth-grade students who are 19 years of age or older.
Thank Paahlm that Marie’s transcripts have started rolling in to provide the materials for the history class.
@David: Yes, otherwise I don’t know how they would have filled in all of that time.