Government Online
The lone civil servant who continued to work throughout National Democracy Month has asked me to pass along word that the Shalampax Government ePortal, which only Shalampax citizens can access, is now up and running. Shalampax citizens can use their citizenship number and the secret password shouted out to them in the recent open meetings to access the ePortal.
Effective immediately, all requests for government services must be submitted over the Internet through the ePortal. It is expected that this will dramatically improve the efficiency of government operations. Now, the system will be able to immediately delete the requests automatically, as opposed to having someone manually throw them out as soon as they arrive.
We should all welcome this tremendous advance in government efficiency. Isn’t technology wonderful?
A fully automated system – now that is better living through technology.
@David: Yes, never let it be said that Shalampax is behind the times.