Private Investigation Business Fails
Last year, Discardedshoelace, a nincompoop from way back, set himself up in business as a private investigator. Yesterday, he formally declared bankruptcy and closed his firm due to a lack of customers.
Despite trying hard to win business, Discardedshoelace was surprised to learn how few people wanted him to investigate their private parts.
There is no word on what Discardedshoelace will try next in order to earn a living, but it will likely be equally unsuccessful. And he probably still won’t get to see anyone’s privates.
Sounds like the story of my life.
Perhaps if he would have had a female business partner, many more men would have stepped forward for an inspection of their privates…I’m not really interested in having a man do that inspection.
@moooooog35: Sounds like the story of many lives.
@David: I suppose that would have doubled his potential sales. His marketing plan targeted the female market exclusively.