Sucker-a-Minute Contest
Spams R Us has come up with an exciting new contest that you are definitely going to want to get in on. The best part is that there is no purchase necessary and no entry fee. In fact, there is no cost to you whatsoever.
Here’s how it works: People say that there is a sucker born every minute. Well, now you can profit from all of those suckers without having to bear the bother and risk of defrauding them yourself. Collect the names, postal addresses, phone numbers, e-mail addresses, and credit card information of 100 suckers. Send that information to Spams R Us. It’s that simple.
Once Spams R Us has confirmed that the 100 people on your list are, indeed, suckers, your name will be entered into a draw for a grand prize of $1 million. That’s right; $1 million!
For every 100 suckers you submit, you’ll get another entry into the draw.
Only one prize will be awarded. The winner will be contacted directly by Spams R Us. For privacy reasons, neither the winner’s name nor any information about him or her will be divulged publicly. Only the winner—and, of course, Spams R Us—will know who the winner is.
The draw will be held at an unannounced time of Spams R Us’ choosing so submit your suckers’ personal information now!
It is so nice and very thoughtful of Spam R Us to keep the winner’s identity a secret – I wouldn’t want all of my trailer-trash relatives to come knocking on my door asking for handouts. Although that might be a tad unfair since they would comprise the bulk of the 100 names on my list.
@David: I’m sure that keeping all of your trailer-trash relatives from come knocking on my door is exactly the sort of thing that Spams R Us was thinking of when it decided to not reveal the winner publicly. They’re such thoughtful people over at Spams R Us.