Report Cards
Spiltmilk, that headache with feet who for some reason has deluded herself into thinking that the school board matters and people care, has been doing more research. She’s found that, as far as she has been able to find, no other school board in the world uses the happy/neutral/sad face, student self-assessment report cards that the Shalampax school board introduced just a couple of months ago.
Instead, report cards in other countries usually grade students on what they’ve learned and report on their progress toward achieving educational goals. We don’t currently do that in Shalampax. Students so rarely progress that everyone notices when one of them does. So, there’s no need to report on it. What’s more, parents don’t give a damn how their students are doing at school as long as they stay there for as long as possible and don’t bother their parents at home.
