Shalampax Speaks

One of the biggest—probably the biggest—of Spams R Us’ barriers to sales is the trust or, rather, lack of trust factor. I know it’s hard to believe, but some companies that sell goods and services primarily by email are less than scrupulously honest. Many people recognize this and, unfortunately, Spams R Us is often tarred with the same brush as those other companies.

Spams R Us thinks it’s come up with a way to leap over the lack-of-trust barrier to dramatically increase its sales. Effective immediately, everything that Spams R Us sells will come with an unconditional lifetime guarantee.

That’s right if, at any time during a product’s lifetime, the product should fail to deliver as promised, Spams R Us will replace the product at absolutely no cost to the customer. The lifetime of the product is defined as the instant the customer buys the product to one instant before it fails in any way to deliver what Spams R Us promised it would deliver.

Thanks to this new lifetime guarantee you will never again have to suffer the aggravation of filing warrantee claims and fighting to have those claims fulfilled. Don’t you feel more comfortable about buying from Spams R Us already?