Environmental Policy Under Review
The Parliament of Shalampax is currently undertaking a thorough review of our nation’s environmental policies. Nothing is finalized yet, but a bold new strategy is being proposed.
The plan is to import significant quantities of the most dirty-burning fuel available, buy several internal combustion engines, and then run those engines non-stop, around the clock. The engines won’t actually drive anything.
Shalampax will then shut off or reduce the operating hours of one or more of the engines in return for other nations buying carbon credits from us.
We will accept whatever price the international market sets for carbon credits. If there is more market demand for carbon credits than what Shalampax has on offer, we will buy more internal combustion engines. This will give us more engines that we can shut off, creating more carbon credits to sell.
If Parliament is doing a through review of the policy, it must be a blank sheet of paper.
@David: Oh, I didn’t realize that you’d already seen the Shalampax environmental policy. Yes, you are exactly right.