Religious Holiday
Considering how many religions there are in the world, and particularly right here in Shalampax, there must be at least one faith for which today is hallowed. Heck, for all I know, there could be dozens of religious holidays today.
Consequently, I’m celebrating a religious holiday today and, therefore, won’t be writing a blog post. I don’t know which religion(s) have holidays today, but it would be disrespectful of me, the religion and spirituality writer here at Shalampax Speaks, to not honor the holiday(s) of those faith(s). Furthermore, it would be an infringement of my religious freedoms if my boss refused to give me the day off.
So, sorry, I will not be posting a column in this spot today.
Merry Whatever and a Happy Suchlike.
I would join your observation of this special day, but unfortunately I’ve already posted on my blog.
@Patricia: You see, now that’s why it’s very important to always put off for tomorrow what you can do today. You miss a lot of opportunities if you don’t procrastinate.
Why it’s the Freemason Freeloader’s Day. (That was Free “mason” not Free “Manson”. Just to be clear.)
That’s great to know because I hate paying for my masons.
I have a congregant kneeling before me for religious holiday observances right now. I expect to hear some “Oh God, Oh God” exclamations any moment now.
@David: I’d offer you my blessings, but it sounds as though you don’t need them.