Special Buffet
Rottentomato, proprietor of Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant, would like to tell his patrons about his daily specials. Unfortunately, he can’t do so because he is in a coma in the intensive care unit of the Shalampax Medical Center after making the mistake of eating in his own restaurant. Unaccustomed to consuming his own fare, he had not yet built up an immunity to it.
Do not despair. Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant has been in business for a long time. Rottentomato’s wife has set up an all-you-can eat buffet consisting of the leftovers that have been thrown into the back of the restaurant’s pantry and into slop pails over the years.
The buffet is available for $59.95 per person. Beverages are extra, as is the mandatory health insurance extra-coverage premium and the mandatory 75 percent gratuity.
What, no floor show?
@nonamedufus: Sorry for not mentioning it, but everyone here in Shalampax already knows. For $20 Rottentomato’s wife will lap dance for you. For a negotiable fee, she’ll have sex with you. How much more of a floor show do you want?