Church Bake Sale
The Church of Paahlm will be holding a bake sale this coming Thursday to raise funds for the Exalted Coconut’s personal slush fund. The sale will be held in the hallway in front of The Third Floor Pub.
It has been more than four months since the church held its last bake sale. The Exalted Coconut felt that it was time for another one because all of the buyers in the last sale have now recuperated from the consequences of consuming the baked goods they purchased.
This time around, buyers will be required to sign a medical waiver absolving the church of any medical problems that befall the buyers as a result of supporting the church and, specifically, the Exalted Coconut through purchases at the bake sale.
