Movie Night
Fridays are movie nights in the fourth-floor recreation room. The organizers of these events have been showing “feel good” movies exclusively. They believed that nobody would complain about feel good films. They were wrong.
Maybe they are simply objecting to the poor grammar exhibited in the use of “feel good” in this context, but a few women are upset about being felt, well or otherwise, when they go to the movies. Then again, most of the women who attend are good with it.
Admission to the Friday night films is normally $15 dollars per person, but braless women get in free.
You wish you could feel good, Mr Shampalaxian. I suggest you keep your hands to yourself as the Shampalax womens federation will not doubt get wind of this braless scandal.
@Gary Anderson: I already checked. The women’s federation are all for it. In fact, their encouraging it.