Shalampax Speaks

Rottentomato has almost recovered from eating his own food and he expects to be back in full swing coordinating the culinary experience at his restaurant, Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant, by next week.

Rottentomato is very cognizant of the fact that his menu rarely pays tribute to, let alone even barely alludes to Shalampax’s status as an island nation. Recognizing this, on his return, Rottentomato plans to feature filet of sole as his special.

In the past, Rottentomato has occasionally been faulted for being a tad over-audacious with his cuisine. This audaciousness is best demonstrated by his recent stomach pumping. He promises that meals will be a bit more pedestrian in the future.

If my experience the last time Rottentomato featured filet of sole on his menu is anything to go by, if Rottentomato requests that you leave your footwear at the front door when you enter his restaurant, just say no. Otherwise, you might find the bottoms of your shoes a little lighter when you pick them up after the meal.