Government Accounts
The Government of Shalampax today announced that, henceforth, it will no longer make public its budgets or financial statements.
The government believes that continuing to release these documents would be pointless as they have always been mythological creations designed purely for entertainment purposes. The government believes that there is far better entertainment available today, so there is little benefit to be derived from publishing the government budgetary and financial documents.
Plus, because the government will no longer be releasing phony financial statements, or any financial statements for that matter, this is seen as a step toward honest government, a concept that the Government of Shalampax thought it might try out on a very limited, temporary, trial basis, as long as it doesn’t get out of hand.
