Time Broken
The automated, dial-in time signal, which was installed in March of this year, has broken. Due to the difficulty in getting parts shipped into Shalampax, it is not known how long it will take to repair it, but it could be a few months.
The system still works in a fashion. Now, instead of saying, “at the tone, it will be exactly six p.m.,” it now says, “ “at the tone, it will be exactly 6:45 p.m.”
Until further notice, please be sure to call the time signal 45 minutes later than you have in the past.
Thank you.





Time flies when you’re having dial-in time signal problems. Aren’t you glad you use dial-in? Don’t you wish everyone did?
@nonamedufus: I couldn’t have said it better myself, unless, of course, I knew what the hell you were talking about. In that case, I might have taken a stab at saying it better myself.