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Thousands of people have been clamoring to hear more about the goings on in Shalampax and about the personal lives of Shalampaxians. That is to say, thousands would be clamoring for such information if, in fact, they had the slightest clue that Shalampax existed and if we gave them any way to contact us. Neither of those conditions have been met.
This blog is a response to that assumed demand. If you wandered in here sometime after the blog’s launch, it is probably a good idea to a look at the earlier entries. They might be entertaining, enlightening and help to explain some of the more recent posts. Or maybe not. We’re not saying.
Also, if you are not familiar with the amazingly disgusting country (even we think that) of Shalampax, it would probably be a good idea to visit the official Shalampax Web site to get a sense of what drives the thinking of the authors of this blog. Or not. We’re not saying.Thousands of people have been clamoring to hear more about the goings on in Shalampax and about the personal lives of Shalampaxians. That is to say, thousands would be clamoring for such information if, in fact, they had the slightest clue that Shalampax existed and if we gave them any way to contact us. Neither of those conditions have been met.
This blog is a response to that assumed demand. If you wandered in here sometime after the blog’s launch, it is probably a good idea to a look at the earlier entries. They might be entertaining, enlightening and help to explain some of the more recent posts. Or maybe not. We’re not saying.
Also, if you are not familiar with the amazingly disgusting country (even we think that) of Shalampax, it would probably be a good idea to visit the official Shalampax Web site to get a sense of what drives the thinking of the authors of this blog. Or not. We’re not saying.
This is my first visit to Shalampax Speaks. I am impressed with the complex mythology created here…wait, you’re real? How do I get to this utopian paradise? Is it reachable by interstates? Or interprovincial means? I can’t wait to hear back from y’all.
@Unfinished Rambler: Wow! No one’s ever asked how to get here. You must be well and truly out of your mind. I suggest you take a look at our official Web site (shalampax.com). You’ll soon see why no one wants to visit. Besides, we don’t appreciate or tolerate visitors in our cursed little island nation.
I like the coat of arms of the glorious region of Shalampax. It now shares fame with Australia as the only other nation featuring an edible creature as its emblem. I am sure many Shalampaxians enjoy eating beaver.
@Mick Frotto: Thank you. Yes, if we cared about anything (we usually don’t) we’d probably be quite proud.