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	<title>Shalampax Speaks &#187; Business</title>
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		<title>Outsourced Democracy</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/25/outsourced-democracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 12:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have it on very good authority—I got it from a guy who promised to talk to me on the condition that I slept him, which I would have done anyway—that some entrepreneurs here in Shalampax are considering starting a new business. It’s only a concept at this point, but, if they go ahead with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Mourning</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/19/in-mourning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 12:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is with sincere sadness and deep regret that Spams R Us, Shalampax’s most profitable spam company, announces the passing of Mrs. Seise-Seiko. Mrs. Seise-Seiko was the widow of the African super-businessman, ultra-despot, and über-misanthrope, Fukutoo Seise-Seiko. Mr. Seise-Seiko was a multi-millionaire many times over. Mrs. Seise-Seiko is survived by her nine children. At the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Beer</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/15/free-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 12:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Redpencil, owner of the Third-Floor Pub, has devised a novel business model. Effective immediately, all of the beer served in the pub will free all day long. And you can drink as much as you like. Really. Imagine that. All-you-can-drink free beer. Are we in heaven yet? To partly compensate, there will now be a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Miracle Diet Pack</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/13/miracle-diet-pack/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/13/miracle-diet-pack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like Tuboflard has solved the financial problems that ensued when she lost her job as Chief Medical Officer after losing so much weight that she could no make the rest of us feel good about our obesity by comparing ourselves to her. It turns out that her miracle weight loss resulted from more [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Matrimonial Bargain</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/06/matrimonial-bargain/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/06/matrimonial-bargain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1589</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Justice of the Peace in Shalampax, who is responsible for registering and officiating at both weddings and divorces, has just announced a terrific deal. For a limited time, if you buy and prepay a marriage license and divorce decree at the same time, you’ll pay the full price for the marriage license, but you’ll [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tuboflard’s Unemployment Predicament</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/31/tuboflard%e2%80%99s-unemployment-predicament/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/31/tuboflard%e2%80%99s-unemployment-predicament/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 12:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1570</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi peeps. A couple of weeks ago I told you that, because she had lost so much weight that she could no longer serve as a role model for the rest of us to look up to and feel good about our own obesity and lack of fitness, Tuboflard would lose her job as Chief [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spams R Us Diversifies</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/25/spams-r-us-diversifies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/25/spams-r-us-diversifies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1548</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The folks at Spams R Us, the largest spam company in Shalampax and possibly the world, are never satisfied with their success. Bloodynose, CEO of Spams R Us, recently announced that the company will be diversifying by launching a major new division, an inbound call center for companies that want to outsource their customer support [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Infinitiaty Re-launched</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/19/infinitiaty-re-launched/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/19/infinitiaty-re-launched/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 12:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1526</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Damn! Damn! Damn! You&#8217;d think that after all of this time covering the business beat here at Shalampax Speaks I would have learned by now. If the stock of a Shalampax company starts going up, buy in and buy in big at the first sign of any share price movement. It&#8217;s a sure sign of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kumquats Unavailable</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/08/kumquats-unavailable/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/08/kumquats-unavailable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1487</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Shalampax Grocery Store has asked me to inform its customers that the store will not have any kumquats in stock tomorrow. This is not surprising because the store has never carried kumquats. The Shalampax Grocery Store felt that it was, nonetheless, important to make this announcement as it has not received adequate mention in [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Check Reissuance Policy</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/06/check-reissuance-policy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/06/check-reissuance-policy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 12:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1480</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some Spams R Us customers have recently complained that checks from Spams R Us for the customers’ portions of promised lottery winnings or inheritances have gotten lost in the mail. These postal losses have occurred after the customers promptly paid the required account-unlocking fees, which range from $500 to $50,000. Because the customers’ shares of [...]]]></description>
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