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	<title>Shalampax Speaks &#187; Education</title>
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	<description>Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax</description>
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		<title>Marijuana Use</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2011/01/06/marijuana-use/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The use of recreational drugs by students at the Shalampax School has gotten out of hand. After much debate, the school board has finally agreed to do something about this outrageous situation. Effective immediately, any student who is caught smoking marijuana will be forced to remain after the rest of the class has been dismissed. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>School Reopening Announced</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/09/13/school-reopening-announced/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 17:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teachers of the Shalampax School believe that they will be mentally ready to resume their positions on Monday September 27. However, because their teaching skills have become rather rusty—and they weren’t much to speak of to begin with—the teachers’ first week back after their extended vacation will be a professional development week. The professional [...]]]></description>
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		<title>School Opening Delayed</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/18/school-opening-delayed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teachers of the Shalampax School have asked me to let parents know that the start of the school term will be delayed by at least two weeks this year. After careful study and analysis, the teachers and their psychiatrists have determined that the teachers couldn’t possibly be mentally ready to face those little brats [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex Education Budget Cutbacks</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/10/sex-education-budget-cutbacks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/10/sex-education-budget-cutbacks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 12:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Government of Shalampax has decided that, in the future, it won’t be picking pockets as frequently or deeply to cover the education portion of the government’s budget. As a result, the school board is forced to reduce spending on it’s programs. Effective immediately, the Shalampax School’s sex education courses will suffer the following cutback: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Textbook Sales</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/27/textbook-sales/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of the students at The Shalampax School have taken to selling their used textbooks to an international market over the Internet at the end of the school term. They are asking for and getting close to the retail price because, in the case of Shalampax students, “used” is something of a euphemism when employed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teaching Created Evolution</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/21/teaching-created-evolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Shalampax School Board has unanimously passed a motion put forward by Religco to teach Created Evolution, the Church of Infinitiaty’s doctrine concerning the origin of species, in science classes in all grades of the Shalampax School. Starting in the next school year, the curriculum will include the truth of Created Evolution alongside the theories [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Math Grades Available</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/16/math-grades-available/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shalampax School students can finally get their math grades. The marks were not available when report cards were issued a month ago because the Shalampax School head math teacher, Decapitatedbird, was having trouble adding up the scores from the tests she issued during the term and calculating final grades from them. Eventually, she had to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nashonall Teetchars Dae</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/04/nashonall-teetchars-dae/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/04/nashonall-teetchars-dae/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 12:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is Nashonall Teetchars Dae, the day set aside for everyone in the tiny nation of Shalampax to commemorate the fine work done by the dedicated teachers employed by our school. Every year on this day we show all due appreciation of the superb job that our teachers have done in educating our students. In [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>New Geography Texts</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/02/new-geography-texts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/02/new-geography-texts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1398</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Shalampax school board has decided to splurge on new geography textbooks. It was felt that the current texts were getting a little, to say the least, long in the tooth. Some of the information in them is somewhat outdated and considered to be no longer valid in light of newer discoveries. The ultimate impetus [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bully for Bully Awareness Week!</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/02/21/bully-for-bully-awareness-week/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/02/21/bully-for-bully-awareness-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 11:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I told you that the Shalampax school board had declared that the third week of every November would be recognized as Bully Awareness Week. Well, things aren’t going quite as they planned. A group of teenage bullies rounded up the school board members and insisted that the cake, cookies, milk and fruit juice that [...]]]></description>
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