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	<title>Shalampax Speaks &#187; Entertainment</title>
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		<title>Silent Films</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/02/28/silent-films/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 11:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those silent movies were really something, weren’t they? Yesterday, I attended a six-hour silent-film marathon. The films were modern, but the theater’s sound system was broken. The theater has a no-refund policy, so I stuck around. Actually, it wasn’t quite a movie marathon in the usually sense. There was only one two-hour film, but I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wet T-Shirt Contest</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/12/20/wet-t-shirt-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Redpencil, owner of the Third-Floor Pub, is always on the lookout for exciting ways to entertain his customers. He recently read that some raunchy bars elsewhere in the world have had considerable success with wet t-shirt contests. He decided to try it out in his bar. His first, and probably his last, experiment with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mime Show</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/28/mime-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moldybread, who is infamous for his disastrous weather balloon experiment, has been studying the art of mime through a free online course that he found on the Web. His studies almost ended in tragedy when, while a rehearsing a performance piece, he became trapped in his imaginary box and couldn’t get out. Moldybread was stuck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cherrytart “Sings”</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/03/cherrytart-sings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I want to be happy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cherrytart, the closest thing Shalampax has had to a celebrity since our celeb-wannabe, Openfly, flew the coop, attempted to launch her singing career at a concert last night. The room, the largest in Shalampax, was packed with more than 300 people. The record attendance can be attributed to the fact that the concert promoters promised—and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Staging Hamlet</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/08/27/staging-hamlet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey peeps, I have news from Shalampax’s performing arts scene, such as it is, which is not very much at all. Word is that Shabbycardigan is getting ready to start rehearsals on a production of Shakespeare’s Hamlet. There’s no news yet on when, if ever, she expects it to open or begin previews. To say [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Film Release</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/08/03/film-release/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world premier of Sausagewithonions’ latest film, A Day in the Life of a Housefly, will take place at 8:30 tonight in the second-floor cafeteria. There will be no charge to attend the premier. I was honored with an advance screening so I could write the following review. This epic film opens with a housefly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2,000 Channels</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/09/2000-channels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 12:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[television channels]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s celebrate! Shalampax has passed a momentous milestone. With all of the satellite and cable television signals we&#8217;ve been able to pirate from around the world and funnel here, mostly over hijacked fiber optic cables, Shalampaxians can now choose from more than 2,000 television channels. Thanks to the ingenuity of our technicians, all of these [...]]]></description>
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