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	<title>Shalampax Speaks &#187; Gossip</title>
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	<description>Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax</description>
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		<title>Apartment Wanted</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/17/apartment-wanted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dust]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1630</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey, peeps. The word in the halls is that Severedfinger is desperately seeking a new apartment. Apparently, the dust in his current place is now piled so high that he is having trouble squeezing through the constricted space between the top of the dust layers and the ceiling. He’s also having a particular problem when [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Message in a Bottle</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/14/message-in-a-bottle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/14/message-in-a-bottle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 12:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1619</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey peeps, here’s a freakily weird story for you. During one of our near-constant storms, a massive wave washed up on our shores, as they frequently do. A couple of hours later, the inclement weather subsided sufficiently for Pigsface to dash outside briefly to catch a bit of air. (Just to be clear, in Shalampax, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tuboflard’s Unemployment Predicament</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/31/tuboflard%e2%80%99s-unemployment-predicament/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/31/tuboflard%e2%80%99s-unemployment-predicament/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 12:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[call center]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[customer support]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1570</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi peeps. A couple of weeks ago I told you that, because she had lost so much weight that she could no longer serve as a role model for the rest of us to look up to and feel good about our own obesity and lack of fitness, Tuboflard would lose her job as Chief [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tuboflard Thins Out</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/11/tuboflard-thins-out/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/11/tuboflard-thins-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 12:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obesity]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1499</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey, peeps. Are you sitting down? If not, you might want to do so before you read this because I&#8217;ve got news that will knock you off your feet. You wouldn&#8217;t want to hurt your ass when you fell, now would you? Tuboflard, Chief Medical Officer at the Shalampax Medical Clinic — or I should [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Peace Prize</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/12/peace-prize/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/12/peace-prize/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idleness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[indolence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laziness]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nobel Peace Prize]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peace]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sloth]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey peeps, I’ve got some earth-shattering gossip for you. Manexposinghimself, Shalampax’s Prime Minister, isn’t saying much about it publicly, but his friends tell me that he has come up with a foolproof plan for bringing about lasting world peace. And I’m not talking about only eliminating wars. Manexposinghimself’s plan would also end localized fighting among [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Infant Mystery Solved</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/25/infant-mystery-solved/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/25/infant-mystery-solved/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[infanticide]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[missing infant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=761</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m sure that all of my peeps reading this are well aware that Tuboflard, the Chief Medical Officer at the Shalampax Medical Clinic, is, to say the least, considerably less than enamored with her role as a mother of triplets. Thus, it will come as no surprise that Scurryingcockroach, a recent visitor to Tuboflards’ apartment, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Rottencoconut Outdoes Himself</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/14/rottencoconut-outdoes-himself/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/14/rottencoconut-outdoes-himself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=714</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Are you sitting down, peeps? There’s news out of the Shalampax arts community, such as it is, that will knock your socks off. Come to think of it, maybe you should stand up because it’s much harder to knock your socks off when all of your weight is on your feet. Anyway, my sources tell [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Steinonbar Tries to Get Brainy</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/08/07/steinonbar-tries-to-get-brainy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/08/07/steinonbar-tries-to-get-brainy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amygdala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brain anatomy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brain science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neuroanatomy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=564</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Totally uncharacteristic for a Shalampaxian, Steinonbar recently decided that she wanted to further her education and pursue one of the advanced sciences. To this end, she signed up for a course on brain anatomy at an online university. Steinonbar felt smug about her choice of neuroanatomy as her field of study. She recognized that scientific [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tuboflard’s Breast Milk</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/07/22/tuboflards-breast-milk/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/07/22/tuboflards-breast-milk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breast]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lactating]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=505</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Considering that she recently gave birth to triplets, you won’t be surprised to learn that Tuboflard is lactating. Boy, is she lactating! The volume of milk that this gal is producing would make any major dairy herder happy. We don’t have any dairy herders in Shalampax, which is not surprising as there aren’t any animals [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Exposedcleavage Writes a Book</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/07/21/exposedcleavage-writes-a-book/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/07/21/exposedcleavage-writes-a-book/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[writing]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=500</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a spot of amazement melded with bewilderment in the Shalampax pub today. At about three in the afternoon, as she ordered another gin and tonic, Exposedcleavage announced in a loud, clear voice that was surprisingly sober for a Shalampaxian, “I am writing a book.” Exposedcleavage liked to dress to fit her name and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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