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	<title>Shalampax Speaks &#187; Laws</title>
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	<description>Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax</description>
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		<title>Drug Laws</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 12:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have a fairly relaxed attitude here in Shalampax. As a result, many of our citizens do not take the time to familiarize themselves with the few laws that we do have. The government has asked me to remind all Shalampaxians that the use of hallucinogenic drugs is strictly forbidden, except under one or more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Capital Punishment Abolished</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Government of Shalampax today announced that it would join the European Union, Canada, Australia and, in fact, the vast majority of countries in the free world in abolishing capital punishment. This decision is of little practical application as most Shalampaxians are far too lazy to do anything that is considered to be a crime [...]]]></description>
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