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	<description>Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax</description>
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		<title>Building Listing</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2011/02/14/building-listing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 21:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[leaning building]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1687</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For some time now, many of us here in Shalampax have had the feeling that our building is leaning to one side. Most of us ignored this feeling as we assumed that it was merely a result of our near-constant intoxication. However, it turns out that our drunkenness, perception-skewing though it may be, was not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WikiLeaks Snub</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/12/17/wikileaks-snub/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/12/17/wikileaks-snub/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 20:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1673</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s rare to find a Shalampaxian upset about anything because getting upset requires more effort than most Shalampaxians are willing to expend on anything that doesn’t stand a good chance of making them great gobs of money. And, even then there are very narrow limits on how much energy we’re willing to devote to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time Broken</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/22/time-broken/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/22/time-broken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 12:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[time]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1649</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The automated, dial-in time signal, which was installed in March of this year, has broken. Due to the difficulty in getting parts shipped into Shalampax, it is not known how long it will take to repair it, but it could be a few months. The system still works in a fashion. Now, instead of saying, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Filet of Sole Special</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/09/filet-of-sole-special/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/09/filet-of-sole-special/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1601</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rottentomato has almost recovered from eating his own food and he expects to be back in full swing coordinating the culinary experience at his restaurant, Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant, by next week. Rottentomato is very cognizant of the fact that his menu rarely pays tribute to, let alone even barely alludes to Shalampax’s status as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thought</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/07/thought/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/07/thought/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 12:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gravyonshirtfront</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[thinking]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1592</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been thinking. I haven’t been thinking about anything interesting or relevant to anyone’s life, but thinking is such a rare occurrence for me that I thought I’d mention it. Have a nice day.]]></description>
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		<title>Garbage Disposal Broken</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/02/garbage-disposal-broken/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/08/02/garbage-disposal-broken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[garbage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trash]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1577</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The trash compactor/torpedo firer in the southwest quadrant of the building is broken. Until further notice, if you normally use that garbage chute, please take your garbage to one of the chutes in the other three quadrants of the building. Or, if you are lazy, i.e., you are a typical Shalampaxian, you can do what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inquisitiveness</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/28/inquisitiveness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/28/inquisitiveness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[idiot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1558</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It might not be readily apparent from the articles here in Shalampax Speaks, but Shalampaxians are a very inquisitive people. We frequently consider the big issues of life. For example, a common question around here is, “If there are five coconuts very high up in a particularly tall palm tree and one of them falls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Special Buffet</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/24/special-buffet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/24/special-buffet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[daily specials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[immunity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[restaurant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1545</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rottentomato, proprietor of Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant, would like to tell his patrons about his daily specials. Unfortunately, he can’t do so because he is in a coma in the intensive care unit of the Shalampax Medical Center after making the mistake of eating in his own restaurant. Unaccustomed to consuming his own fare, he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Editorial Integrity Restored</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/22/editorial-integrity-restored/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/22/editorial-integrity-restored/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[faith]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[gods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1536</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That’s it! I’m reading the Riot Act! I would have read it before, but we didn’t have a riot act, so I had to write one. For the last three days in a row, reporters here at Shalampax Speaks have been writing about and linking to the Church of Infinitiaty. There was even a link [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Creation Curriculum Debated</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/05/creation-curriculum-debated/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/05/creation-curriculum-debated/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 12:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1475</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There has been considerable debate of late among the faculty of the Shalampax school. A few teachers want to change what is taught about how the human species came to be. Currently, students are taught the widely held, and obviously true, theory that Paahlm, our Lord, created one male human embryo and one female human [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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