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	<title>Shalampax Speaks &#187; Openfly Serial &#8211; Part 2</title>
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	<description>Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax</description>
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		<title>Openfly Stumbles Upon History</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/26/openfly-stumbles-upon-history/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/26/openfly-stumbles-upon-history/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial - Part 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bonobos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homo sapiens]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, if you’ve been reading Shalampax Speaks for some time, you’ve likely been wondering what happened to Openfly. To be perfectly honest, so have I. For about four months now, neither she nor Doctor Don have responded to any of my many emails. I was beginning to think that the ship they were on had [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Openfly in California</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/29/openfly-in-california/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/29/openfly-in-california/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial - Part 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[B-2. EB-5]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Sur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[California]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[commune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hippie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hippy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[investor visa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new age]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[resort]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=887</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi peeps, in my last post I told you about Openfly miraculously stumbling upon Marie in a bar in Honolulu. Here’s the latest. Marie left Hawaii yesterday and returned to her place in California. Before going, she invited Openfly to join her. Openfly, not having anything better to do, went. Openfly assures me that she [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Marie’s Shocking News</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/02/marie%e2%80%99s-shocking-news/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/02/marie%e2%80%99s-shocking-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial - Part 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[child]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daughter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MadMadMargo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marie]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=909</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, if you’re not sitting or lying down I strongly recommend that you do so. I cannot be held responsible for any injuries you may suffer when you collapse in shock upon hearing the news I’m about to relate. Do you remember the experiment that Dr. Don proposed while Openfly was on the ship? You [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>MadMadMargo Chimes In</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/05/madmadmargo-chimes-in/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/05/madmadmargo-chimes-in/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial - Part 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DNA testing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orphan]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=920</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, I’m flabbergasted. At least, I think I’m flabbergasted. I don’t actually know what that word means, but it sounds about right and I’ve wanted to use it for a long time now. If you read my last column you know that Marie revealed to Openfly that Marie was pregnant when she left Shalampax. After [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Cher-Marie Strip Club</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/09/cher-marie-strip-club/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/09/cher-marie-strip-club/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial - Part 2]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=936</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi, peeps. If you haven’t been following my columns on Openfly’s adventures in America, you should spend a few minutes reading the previous ones (there aren’t that many yet). Otherwise, this will get confusing. There’s an easy way to get caught up. The “Openfly Serial – Part 2” category in the navigation menu to the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Closer to an Answer</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/12/closer-to-an-answer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/12/closer-to-an-answer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial - Part 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[biological father]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[DNA]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=949</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember peeps, if you’ve been a laggard in reading my columns, you can always get caught up quickly on Openfly’s adventures in America by looking at the Openfly Serial – Part 2 category in the navigation menu to the right. It lists all of my posts in this series in forward chronological order. Today, I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Roof’s Story</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/16/roof%e2%80%99s-story/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/16/roof%e2%80%99s-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial - Part 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birthmark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=970</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, you may remember from last time that I was more than a little intrigued that Roof, Birdinhand’s father, not only volunteered to pay for the scientific evaluation of Marie’s and MadMadmargo’s DNA to determine if Marie is MadMadMargo’s mother, but he also told me to spare no expense in hiring the best experts I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Excitement Continues to Build</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/19/the-excitement-continues-to-build/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/19/the-excitement-continues-to-build/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial - Part 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DNA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[genome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[genomics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maternity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paternity]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=983</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, are you as excited as I am? I’m sorry. Of course, you can’t answer that until you know how excited I am. Well, let me tell you. I’m a guy and about as manly a man as you’ll find in Shalampax, which, admittedly, is not saying much, but my nipples are erect. That’s how [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>12</slash:comments>
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		<title>DNA Doesn’t Lie</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/23/dna-doesnt-lie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/23/dna-doesnt-lie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial - Part 2]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[genomics]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=996</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, this is it. The results are in. The Geneva-based genomics expert emailed me his report on the analysis of Marie’s, MadMadMargo’s and Openfly’s DNA. We now have some definitive news about MadMadMargo’s parentage. I don’t know if she’ll be happy with the results or not, but that’s something she’ll have to decide. If you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Marie’s Maternal Love</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/26/marie%e2%80%99s-maternal-love/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/26/marie%e2%80%99s-maternal-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Openfly Serial - Part 2]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maternal love]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1029</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi peeps. If you read the comments on my previous column you’ll know that, upon learning for certain that Marie is her biological mother and a Shalampaxian is her biological father, MadMadMargo had some questions for Marie. Specifically, MadMadMargo asked, “Will Marie want to meet me? Will Marie like me?” She went on to suggest [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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