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	<title>Shalampax Speaks &#187; Openfly Serial</title>
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	<description>Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax</description>
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		<title>Openfly is Missing</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/15/openfly-is-missing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 12:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, we have a mystery on our hands! Our very own glamour-girl-in-her-own-mind and celebrity wannabe, Openfly, is missing. Her disappearance was first noticed by Shalampax&#8217;s crackerjack part-time cop and full-time bartender, Buttertart. Well into his shift at the bar, Buttertart realized that Openfly hadn&#8217;t yet come in for her regular five pre-dinner cocktails or her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Openfly is Alive</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/18/openfly-is-alive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 12:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, if you&#8217;re regular readers of my column you&#8217;ll remember that a few days ago I told you that Openfly was missing. Well, she&#8217;s been found! Actually, &#8220;found&#8221; isn&#8217;t quite the right word. &#8220;Heard from&#8221; is more accurate. Openfly has Internet access and has been exchanging emails with her best friend, Cherrytart. In fact, it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Openfly Speaks</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/21/openfly-speaks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 12:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=212</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey peeps, I have more news in what seems to be shaping up to be a continuing saga of Openfly&#8217;s flight from Shalamapax. You&#8217;ll recall that in my last post I told you that Openfly refused to communicate with any Shalampaxian other than her best friend, Cherrytart. That was true. However, I found out that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Rivers’ Theory</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/25/rivers%e2%80%99-theory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 12:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well peeps, the ongoing tale of Openfly continues. And it just keeps getting weirder. I mentioned last time that I emailed Dr. Donald Rivers (Don), the zoologist who is holding Openfly captive on a research ship. In my first email to him I asked him why he locked her up. Since then, we&#8217;ve exchanged a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dr. Don and the Bonobo</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/28/dr-don-and-the-bonobo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/28/dr-don-and-the-bonobo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 12:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=239</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gee peeps, it&#8217;s beginning to look as if I&#8217;m never again going to have time to report on anything but Openfly&#8217;s ongoing escapade. I wish I could convince one or two of the other bloggers here at Shalampax Speaks to pick up at least some of this story. Fat chance of that. Oh well, here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Openfly and the Bonobo</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/31/openfly-and-the-bonobo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/31/openfly-and-the-bonobo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 12:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, peeps. As you have no doubt come to expect, I have more to tell in the ongoing Openfly tale. Dr. Don sent me a preliminary report based on only a couple of days of observing Openfly and the bonobo. Unlike some of his other correspondence, I was able to understand this one. So, to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Elders Speak</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/06/02/the-elders-speak/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/06/02/the-elders-speak/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=257</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey, peeps. I don&#8217;t have any news in the ongoing story of Openfly and her escape from Shalampax to report today, but hearing about the bonobos&#8217; language and Openfly&#8217;s natural ability to understand and speak it brought something to mind that I hadn&#8217;t thought much about before. If you go to the history section of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Shalampaxian Species Survey</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/06/05/shalampaxian-species-survey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/06/05/shalampaxian-species-survey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=287</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, I know you&#8217;re as anxious to find out about Openfly&#8217;s DNA results as I am. It will be nice to finally move this saga forward. Unfortunately, we&#8217;ll have to wait a little longer. Dr. Don tells me that he expects the results in a matter of days. However, he refuses to speculate as to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Big Day … Not!</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/06/08/the-big-day-%e2%80%a6-not/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/06/08/the-big-day-%e2%80%a6-not/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=306</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, I don&#8217;t know what to tell you. The day we&#8217;ve all been waiting for has finally arrived. That is to say, it sort of arrived, but not quite. Unfortunately, the long and the short of it is that the story is no closer to a conclusion than it ever was. Dr. Don got Openfly&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Rivers’ Research Proposal</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/06/12/rivers%e2%80%99-research-proposal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/06/12/rivers%e2%80%99-research-proposal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=329</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Peeps, I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;re going to find what I&#8217;m about to tell you to be morally reprehensible (and other fun stuff like that), exceptionally funny, mildly amusing, or none of the above. You see, there&#8217;s more news to tell in the ongoing Openfly story. Like the rest of us, Dr. Don Rivers is [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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