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	<title>Shalampax Speaks &#187; Philosophy</title>
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		<title>The Philosophy of Kant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next Wednesday, in meeting room 4C, Toiletoverflowing will present the next in his series of philosophy lectures. This time, he will dissect the philosophy of Kant. Next Wednesday’s lecture will be somewhat unique for Toiletoverflowing in that it will be divided into three segments. Attendees will be served milk and cookies in the intermissions. Participants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proof of a God</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/01/01/proof-of-a-god/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 11:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of days ago I had the pleasure—and, surprisingly, I do mean pleasure—of attending another of Toiletoverflowing’s talks on philosophy. In his lecture he endeavored to prove that a god must exist. Here in Shalampax, we believe that Paahlm is God. Or, more to the point, we pretend to believe that Paahlm is God [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shalampaxian Philosophy</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/19/shalampaxian-philosophy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It had been a few weeks since Toiletoverflowing held one of his delightfully spurned lectures on philosophy, but he was back at the lectern yesterday with a rare lunchtime talk. In the past, he has discussed some of the deepest of philosophical thought from noted philosophers of yesterday and today, and from around the world. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Half a Glass</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/01/half-a-glass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[attitude]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glass half empty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glass half full]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[optimism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many people categorize themselves and others as either glass-half-full or glass-half-empty sort of people. As a rule, Shalampaxians don’t think that way. Our perspective on the glass-half-full or glass-half-empty attitude is, “Who the hell cares about that preposterous, pretentious bullshit. Shut up, leave me alone and let me finish my drink in peace. “After that, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mind/Body Dualism</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/08/08/mind-body-dualism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 12:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next Wednesday, in meeting room 4D, Toiletoverflowing will give another of his mind-numbing talks on philosophy. I don’t think he planned it this way, but it would appear that his sessions are turning into an ongoing series, with lectures consistently held whenever the hell Toiletoverflowing feels like it. Next week’s talk will be on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Existing Thought</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/04/18/existing-thought/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 12:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I think therefore I am]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[René Descartes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Toiletoverflowing, one of the few people in Shalampax to have ever read a book, gave a talk on philosophy yesterday. In attendance, in fact, the sole audience member, was Dustball, Shalampax&#8217;s official and only statistician. Considering Toiletoverflowing&#8217;s renowned speaking skills, it is not surprising that Dustball slept through most of the lecture. Few are as [...]]]></description>
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