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	<title>Shalampax Speaks &#187; Science</title>
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	<description>Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax</description>
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		<title>Space-Time Repairs</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2011/01/27/space-time-repairs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never let it be said that the Government of Shalampax doesn’t do much to foster innovation. It doesn’t, but it’s considered to be a social faux pas to mention it. The government is considering doing something to change that, which is to say that it might change its indifference toward innovation, not change the reticence [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time Machine</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/02/12/time-machine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time machines have long been devices of science fiction. Sometimes, they are at the very core of the story. At other times, the author uses them to get the protagonist magically out of a jam when the author can’t think of any other way to do the trick. However, few people believe that time machines [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Technology Acquisition</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/06/technology-acquisition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t know if you’ve been reading Stoneupnose’s reports on Openfly’s recent adventures wherein Openfly, by an amazing coincident, stumbled on Marie, the woman who, more than anyone else, is responsible for Shalampax being the great nation it is today. But if you haven’t been reading his columns, you should. They’ve been spellbinding. Or maybe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moldybread’s Weather Balloon</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/06/28/moldybread%e2%80%99s-weather-balloon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The weather in Shalampax is legendary. At least, it’s legendary in Shalampax. Few, if any, people beyond our borders know anything about our weather, or about Shalampax for that matter. All Shalampaxians are painfully aware of the hideousness of our climate. However, what many of our citizens don’t know is that often, even when a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walnutshell Spots a Rare Bird</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/07/walnutshell-spots-a-rare-bird/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 12:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, on one of those exceptionally rare, but exceedingly glorious instances when Shalampax&#8217;s otherwise notoriously brutal weather yields to a day during which it is not altogether too dangerous to venture out into the elements, Walnutshell took a walk in Shalampax&#8217;s palm patch. Walnutshell has long had an interest in birds. As a result, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pencilonear Perfects Cold Fusion</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/04/16/pencilonear-perfects-cold-fusion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For decades, senior scientists around the globe have pursued the elusive goal of reliably triggering and maintaining a cold fusion reaction. So named because, if it can be done, the reaction will achieve nuclear fusion at temperatures greatly below the 6,000-degrees Celsius that powers fusion reactions in the sun. Work on cold fusion has waxed [...]]]></description>
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