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	<title>Shalampax Speaks &#187; Sprituality</title>
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		<title>Escape from God 148 Piety</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2011/08/07/escape-from-god-148-piety/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 02:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sprituality]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am pleased to report that most Shalampaxians have emaciated themselves into accepting the inescapable truth that forsaking their devout worship of God 148 is the only sane and survivable course of action, despite the inevitability of being denounced as infidels and shunned by those few souls who are still pious in their God 148ly beliefs and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cockroach Sustenance</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2011/07/11/cockroach-sustenance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 20:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something strange has been happening here in Shalampax. And, until recently, I haven&#8217;t been able to explain it. We used to be overrun with cockroaches. The little buggers thrived here because, although we hated them, we were too lazy to do anything about them. Nobody ever vacuumed or swept their apartments because that was too [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God 148 Quirks</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2011/07/08/god-148-quirks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my last couple of posts (here and here) I told you about some of the disadvantages of worshipping God 148. There are others. For example, She expects us to punish adulteresses by stoning them to death. We are supposed to punish male adulterers by forcing them to gather the stones used to stone the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Full-time Prayer</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2011/07/06/full-time-prayer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2011/07/06/full-time-prayer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:25:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1698</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In my previous post, I told you about some of the pitfalls of choosing God 148 as the one God to worship out of all the infinite number of Gods, but I didn&#8217;t mention the worst of it. The praying required when God 148 is your God is unbearable. The content of the prayers isn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Religious Rest</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2011/07/04/religious-rest/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2011/07/04/religious-rest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1691</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a very long time since anyone has posted here. I&#8217;m sorry about that. Due to a sudden outbreak of mass hysteria, no one felt like writing anything. That&#8217;s a bit misleading, isn&#8217;t it? No one in Shalampax has ever felt like writing anything because it is too much like work. But, in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spiritual Blogging</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/30/spiritual-blogging/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/30/spiritual-blogging/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gravyonshirtfront</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1566</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sage Mike, one of those infinitely spiritual folks over at the Church of Infinitiaty, has taken up blogging. As his adopted name implies, Sage Mike is one of the sages of Infinitiaty. His blog, which is blandly called Sage Mike Prattles, answers questions from members of the Church of Infinitiaty and discusses all things Infinitian. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Church Bake Sale</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/26/church-bake-sale/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/26/church-bake-sale/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gravyonshirtfront</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1552</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Church of Paahlm will be holding a bake sale this coming Thursday to raise funds for the Exalted Coconut’s personal slush fund. The sale will be held in the hallway in front of The Third Floor Pub. It has been more than four months since the church held its last bake sale. The Exalted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Infinitiaty Soars</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/20/infinitiaty-soars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/20/infinitiaty-soars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gravyonshirtfront</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1529</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am sublimely blissful in a totally spiritual sort of way. Why? A number of people thought that Religco was being overly optimistic in its forecasts for the success of the re-launch of the Infinitiaty faith. However, it turns out that Religco grossly underestimated its profits from the religion. It&#8217;s been less than two days [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Stoning</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/15/stoning/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/15/stoning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gravyonshirtfront</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[creed]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1512</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Many venerable religions have customs and practices that, to outsiders, seem to be outdated, inane, barbaric or, sometimes, all three simultaneously. Paahlmism, the native religion of Shalampax, is no exception. Consider, for example, our stricture against mixing corn and beans in a single meal. This law is as old as the Paahlmist faith itself. Nobody [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Religious Holiday</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/12/religious-holiday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/07/12/religious-holiday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gravyonshirtfront</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1502</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Considering how many religions there are in the world, and particularly right here in Shalampax, there must be at least one faith for which today is hallowed. Heck, for all I know, there could be dozens of religious holidays today. Consequently, I&#8217;m celebrating a religious holiday today and, therefore, won&#8217;t be writing a blog post. [...]]]></description>
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