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	<description>Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax</description>
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		<title>Earthquake Preparedness</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/14/earthquake-preparedness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 11:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although it wasn’t known when our building was constructed, it has recently come to light that Shalampax is in an earthquake-prone zone. Because our building was not built to withstand earthquakes, a major quake would almost certainly bring the massive stone blocks that form our building’s walls crashing down on our heads.
Emergency preparedness experts typically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Church and State</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/13/church-and-state/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gravyonshirtfront</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many free, democratic countries maintain a separation of church and state. I think that is foolish.
Here in Shalampax, Paahlm, our God, always enters into legislative considerations. To my mind, that is exactly the way it should be. Otherwise, we’d have a lot fewer statutory holidays.
What would be the point of that? I mean, come on. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lifetime Guarantee</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/12/lifetime-guarantee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snotontable</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=1430</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the biggest—probably the biggest—of Spams R Us’ barriers to sales is the trust or, rather, lack of trust factor. I know it’s hard to believe, but some companies that sell goods and services primarily by email are less than scrupulously honest. Many people recognize this and, unfortunately, Spams R Us is often tarred [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parliamentary Productivity</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/11/parliamentary-productivity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/11/parliamentary-productivity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Government]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wooly mammoths]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Is the Shalampax parliament productive or what? Our Members of Parliament have been back for only a week after the more than two-months-long prorogation of Parliament and they have already passed a new law.
Effective immediately, it is illegal to keep a live woolly mammoth in your apartment in Shalampax. An exception is granted if, when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Famous Name Trivia</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/10/famous-name-trivia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/10/famous-name-trivia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK folks, here’s a little trivia question for you: What do Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, da Vinci, Rembrandt, Michelangelo, Gauguin, Cézanne, Van Gogh, Rodin, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Vivaldi, Bach, Wagner, Genghis Khan, Freud, Copernicus, Galileo, Einstein, Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin, Churchill, Washington, Lincoln, Kennedy and Obama all have in common?
Give up? The answer is that they are all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Memory Impairment Awareness Day</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/09/memory-impairment-awareness-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/09/memory-impairment-awareness-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have an apology to make. I was supposed to tell you this more than a month ago, but it totally slipped my mind. February 6 was Memory Impairment Awareness Day in Shalampax. On that day we were supposed to recognize the devastation of the various diseases and conditions that lead to severe memory loss.
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>St. Patrick’s Day is Coming</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/08/st-patricks-day-is-coming/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/08/st-patricks-day-is-coming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stickinthemud</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s only about a week and a half until St. Patrick’s Day. This is a really big deal for a lot of people. I’ve heard that there are folks who even drink green beer and turn rivers green in honor of the day.
I’m not sure what happens when you urinate after drinking green beer, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Report Cards</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/07/report-cards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/07/report-cards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poopydiaper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spiltmilk, that headache with feet who for some reason has deluded herself into thinking that the school board matters and people care, has been doing more research. She’s found that, as far as she has been able to find, no other school board in the world uses the happy/neutral/sad face, student self-assessment report cards that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calling Time</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/06/calling-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/06/calling-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[time]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new service was recently introduced in Shalampax. You can now call a special telephone number to hear the time.
This is a fully automated system, so operators don’t need to be standing by. Exceptionally sophisticated speech synthesis software, running on an extraordinarily powerful computer, speaks the time whenever someone calls the number attached to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anniversary Ahead</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/05/anniversary-ahead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2010/03/05/anniversary-ahead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Birdinhand</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Less than a month from now—if we should live that long—April 2, 2010, to be precise, will be the one-year anniversary of Shalampax Speaks. We think we should do something to celebrate because we will probably be able to get one or two blog posts out of that event, whatever it may be, without having [...]]]></description>
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