Aardvark Day
August 11th, 2010
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Today is National Aardvark Day in Shalampax. Just to be clear, there are not now, nor have there ever been any aardvarks in Shalampax. I doubt that any aardvarks have ever come within hundreds of miles of this island. And, if they had any choice in the matter, I’m sure the aardvarks would vote to keep it that way.
So, you may be wondering, why is today National Aardvark day here? That is a good question. The answer is much less good.
