Shalampax Speaks

A high number of serious injuries frequently occur as a result of people falling down drunk in our corridors and hitting their heads on the floor or walls. The walls have always been a problem, but the number of injuries increased when the government bought robotic vacuum cleaners that have now removed the thick, protective layer of dust that used to sit atop our stone floors.

To address this serious safety issue, the Shalampax Medical Clinic recommends that, when you go out drinking, one in every three people in the drinking group should be appointed as a designated walker.

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