Well, peeps, the transformation has begun. Openfly recently had the first of her cosmetic surgeries. As I mentioned before, she’s going all out. Included in her list of planned beauty-enhancing operations are a nose job, a lip job, a jaw job, a chin job, a boob job, a butt job, a tummy tuck and some work on her thighs.
To save time and money, she’s scheduling two surgeries at once whenever possible. For her first set of operations, which were conducted shortly before Christmas, she had her nose done by one surgeon at the same time as a second surgeon was working on tucking her tummy. She chose the nose job and tummy tuck for her first cuttings because they are far enough apart that the two surgeons could work simultaneously without getting in each other’s way.
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ShalamSpamCo Inc., a new but rapidly-rising spam company here in Shalampax, is getting ready to launch an exciting, innovative product. Its Home Breast Augmentation Surgery Kit, or hBASK for short, will revolutionize the breast implant business and make breast implants affordable for a great many more women. (And men if they are so inclined. We’re open-minded here in Shalampax.)
In a nutshell, hBASK allows women to get breast implants, without the need for a visit to a high-priced cosmetic surgeon. Included in the hBASK package are two expandable implants, a scalpel, surgical suture thread (you must supply your own needle), local anesthetic, a manual and a DVD instruction video.
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I’ve been accused of unfairly giving Shalampax’s cult religion industry more attention here than our spam industry. Let me assure those of my friends who work for one of our spam firms that I did not intend any slight against them. Not in the least.
Our cult religion businesses do contribute about twice as much to Shalampax’s GDP as our spam businesses, but our spam industry is certainly no slouch when it comes to bringing in the big bucks.
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