Shalampax Speaks

Yesterday, I told you that the Shalampax school board had declared that the third week of every November would be recognized as Bully Awareness Week. Well, things aren’t going quite as they planned.

A group of teenage bullies rounded up the school board members and insisted that the cake, cookies, milk and fruit juice that the school board plans to give bullies during Bully Awareness Week is not enough. The bullies demanded that they should also be given beer and cigarettes during that week.

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The Shalampax school board is quite upset that, because it’s not an agency of Parliament, it was not allowed to join in the shutdown of Parliament to commemorate National Democracy Month and its extension. However, despite the state of displeasure of its members, the school board has been neither idle nor ineffective.

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