I haven’t asked this for a while, but is anyone the hell out there?
To say that ours is not the most commented upon blog in the world would be a gross understatement. I’m beginning to think that all of our readers are mimes. Or we don’t have any readers. Probably the latter.
There’ve been a few recent posts here in Shalampax Speaks that haven’t received any comments. That’s depressing even for a Shalampaxian; and we don’t normally give a damn about anything.
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Is anyone out there? Our blog statistics tell us that a number of people are visiting Shalampax Speaks, but the statistics can’t tell us if you’re actually bothering to read our wonderful words.
Only a few of you have commented our posts. (You know who you are. Thanks!) As a result, we have no idea if the rest of you are enjoying, or even reading, what we’ve written here.
As a rule, Shalampaxians are among the most lazy people in the world. The authors at Shalampax Speaks are not exceptions to that rule. It takes a lot of hard work (any work is hard work to a Shalampaxian) to turn out our powerful prose. If nobody appreciates it, we might be able to talk the people who are forcing us to write this blog into letting us stop.
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