Crabs Special
September 7th, 2009
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A little while back, I told you about the opening of Shalampax’s Most Exclusive Restaurant. It seems that, unbeknownst to the diners, crabs were on the menu. In their defense, I should add that Barfontable and Shitonfloor, the proprietors of the restaurant, were also unaware of it.
Fortunately, the Shalampax Medical Clinic has an ample supply of creams and shampoos that can reliably treat crabs, also know as pubic lice.
