Squarehole and her husband, Roundpeg, will be hosting a potluck dinner tomorrow evening. Guests are, of course, welcome to bring dishes of their own making, but that is not required. However, be advised that Squarehole and Roundpeg will not be providing any food of their own.
… Sorry. My mistake. I misread their notice. That should read a “pot lucky winner,” not a “potluck dinner.”
We have a fairly relaxed attitude here in Shalampax. As a result, many of our citizens do not take the time to familiarize themselves with the few laws that we do have.
The government has asked me to remind all Shalampaxians that the use of hallucinogenic drugs is strictly forbidden, except under one or more the following conditions:
There are a number of Web sites out there that purport to represent Canadian pharmacies selling low-cost prescription medicines. These sites offer to ship their goods around the world, but their primary market is the United States, where pharmaceuticals are, in most cases, considerably more expensive than in Canada.
It has not been determined whether any Shalampaxians have placed orders through these Web sites. An investigation is ongoing.
