Shalampax Speaks

Less than a month from now—if we should live that long—April 2, 2010, to be precise, will be the one-year anniversary of Shalampax Speaks. We think we should do something to celebrate because we will probably be able to get one or two blog posts out of that event, whatever it may be, without having to do too much writing work.

Unfortunately, we’re not very creative people and we we’re having trouble coming up with suggestions our own.

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The following notice is intended solely for citizens of Shalampax. If you’re not resident here, this will not interest you in the slightest, so you might as well leave now and find some other way to totally waste your time.

I apologize for not being a helpful time-waster for non-Shalampaxians today. It can’t be helped because I must use this space to deliver the following important message to our citizens. I promise that I’ll try harder in the future to be a better fritterer of your time.

Notice to Shalampaxians: Fire Alarm Test

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