Shalampax Speaks

Peeps, are you as excited as I am?

I’m sorry. Of course, you can’t answer that until you know how excited I am. Well, let me tell you. I’m a guy and about as manly a man as you’ll find in Shalampax, which, admittedly, is not saying much, but my nipples are erect. That’s how electrified I am!

I almost forgot, I haven’t told you yet why I’m so keyed up, have I?

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