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Divine Shopping

October 11th, 2009 13 comments

I don’t think the marketing folks over at Religco ever sleep. It was only a short while ago that they launched the Infinitiaty cult religion. Now, they are busy increasing the revenue potential of Infinitiaty.

Religco or, more precisely, its Infinitiaty subsidiary recently opened the Infinitiaty Church Store. Infinitiaty’s religious leaders encourage believers to show their infinite piety by shopping in this heavenly online store.

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Infinitiaty Launched

September 23rd, 2009 4 comments


Sign of our Lords

Sign of our Lords

Religco, Shalampax’s largest cult religion company, recently launched the ultimate cult religion. Take my word for it, this one is going to blow away all other religions. No doubt about it.

Not to steal too much of the thunder from Religco’s marketing campaign, I’ll just say that this new cult religion, Infinitiaty, doesn’t believe in one god, two gods or even a small number of gods. It believes in an infinite number of Gods.

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Teachings of Dafernyx

April 14th, 2009 2 comments

Many people roam through their lives mired in the material world. This is, of course, a fabulously positive attitude, but it is insufficient for many of us. It is important to let spirituality into your life because without spirituality we look foolish and hypocritical when we ask for time off to observe religious holidays.

Almost as important, the great religions of the world can teach us much about how to be better human beings. Consider, for example, what we can learn from Dafernyx, the deity who is worshiped by Dafernyxists.

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